jank

jank is those white boys in your class who act like they are ghetto and use slang no one has ever heard. they usually are very sexist and think they are hot shit

sally: did you see jakes story
susie: yeah he is such a jank

by thebreakfastclub13 May 28, 2023

Janked

Think of a straight line then forget it

person 1"hey that chopping board looks janked"
person 2"what does janked mean"
person 1"weel first think of a straight line then forget it"

by The Janker November 1, 2021

jank

to describe something weird, unusual, ugly, gross, or ratchet

Shit, that dude's breath is jank.
What a jank piece of paper

by jjjjankmannnn June 6, 2018

Jank

The combination of a man wearing Jaggings; and the un-avoidable exploitation of said man's junk.

Co-Worker 1 says to Co-Worker 2: "Seriously, he has way too much Jank shoved into those Jaggings."

by Stiffler v.2 March 10, 2011

Jank Bag

When someone is janky aka junk - like/Trashy. Another way to say hoe bag. Can be used randomly and jokingly when your friend is pissing you off.

"Shut up, Jank bag"

by - J.C November 23, 2020

Jank

Definition1:(JA-N-QUE') A man that is an incredible bitch and is retarded beyond all belief.

Definition2:A convenient ash tray such as an empty or little fillmed coke can, A water bottle, or a pink lemonade bottle from best buy is the best jank humanly possible.

Definition 2 Example: Coke can,water bottle and other ghetto home found goods.

Definition 1 example: ...Tim is a jank

by SykoXhitman August 9, 2009

Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018