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Man surfing

The act of surfing on a guys back while he is submerged under water in a pool. Done when placing your feet on his back and riding into the sunset.
Brooke is the Man Surfing champion of Georgia.
by BatCharlotte May 24, 2014
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Clutch Surfing

The only way to drive through insane traffic at all hours in any city...

The act of alternating between clutch and accelerator, without braking to give the impression of surfing or gliding through city traffic...
Clutch Surfing+manual gearshift= happy people
by mightymidgetman May 6, 2011
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Mouth Surfing

Sitting on someone's face while rubbing your genitals across their mouth and tongue.
Janet was more than happy to accept Tim's offer to go mouth surfing.
by Captain Otto September 1, 2013
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Lockdown Surfing

Lockdown Surfing is the act of continuously traveling to new places that are under less restriction then the place they currently are, due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

For example, if you are currently in London and see that the city was going into lockdown you would leave to a city, such as Berlin, that was under less restrictions. If while in Berlin, you see that the city will soon increase its restrictions you would leave to go to another city, like Lisbon. This act of Lockdown Surfing is then continued to the next city until there are no more restrictions in place.
"I heard Tom is Lockdown Surfing, he's been living in different European cities in order to avoid Coronavirus lockdowns."
by LockdownSurfer69 October 24, 2020
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Butt Surfing

The act of sliding on ones ass across a wet soapy bathroom floor by means of pushing yourself off the wall with your legs in a forceful motion, preferably naked.
Butt surfing: You should have seen how she butt surfed across that floor!
by Big monkey 8 May 9, 2020
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Surfing Bareback

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.
Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.
by aft79 November 5, 2012
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bunghole surfing

Hitler loved bunghold surfing with Eva Braun.
by vivek July 16, 2004
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