Infinity Relapse

When the body becomes paralyzed after mass masturbation. An infinite relapse is instant death in 5 minutes. The veins in your body pop all at once and you fall to the ground. Symptoms: Dizzyness, difficulty breathing, nausea, kidney stones, penile cramps.

(A) I heard Johnny got an infinity relapse. That sucks
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too

by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021

Super infinity

An actual scientific number. Used to quantity values greater than infinity but only applicable to a very, very narrow range of contexts.

Baby how much do you love me?

I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02

Baby that’s just infinity!!

No babe — that’s super infinity.

by The universe_actually August 9, 2025

The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking

Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support

by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 2, 2023

to infinity... and then some

A phrase from popular YouTube star, "Alpharad", its a spin on the phrase of Buzz Lightyear, "To infinity... and beyond", but its funny because someone online said it

My friend said to infinity... and then some. It was kinda funny because a YouTuber said it once

by BCandthensome November 23, 2020

Infinity Dabs

Noun: The resulting mixture of any number of diffrent leftover dabs.

Hey, want to try these infinity dabs? There is like, 5 different strains in here.

by Phoenix343117 January 4, 2021

Infinite Infiniti

An Infiniti luxury vehicle with an Infinity sound system.

A vehicle best suited to go to Infinity and beyond?

...maybe.

I work at a car dealership and I've yet to see an Infiniti make with an Infinity stereo. If I did see one, I would call it an "Infinite Infiniti."

by vehilcegirl October 18, 2010

Infinity Gauntlet

When you receive the Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson & Johnson, AstraZeneca, Novavax, and Sinovac COVID vaccines

When I finally receive the Johnson & Johnson vaccine and complete the Infinity Gauntlet, I can wipe out half of all disease with the snap of my fingers.

by 62_Cents April 13, 2021