ditch fucker

nasty country girl (highly likely skag whore) who's stank you don't want in your car, so you toss her in a ditch and most likely ass to mouth her. You have to take off and leave her in the ditch for it to count. (helps if you bust in her eyes so she can't see)

q: how was the cottage?
a: I was so fukn loaded that i grabbed a ditch fucker

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

ditch pig

An obese ugly, skank from Sidney, BC who gets sympathy sex because she is so damn pathetic. (These girls generally go by the name Kristy or Wendy)

Girls you see at golf tournaments that hit on pathetic guys who also are in need of sympathy sex - togther this couple defines the term LOSERS.

by Julie Halliday July 06, 2004

love ditch

snapper,fish slipper,meat hole,monkey,vagina.

I slapped her face with my kidney busterand then planted it in her love ditch.

by grinder November 28, 2003

ditch pickle

A gold digger that spends to much money on his snowmobile and not enough on his wife....

That ditch pickle drained my bank account!

by Boosted_Blondie March 18, 2015

Ditch Bank

Fucking someone, or having some type of intercourse with them.

I showed her the ditch bank last night.

by Yea Baby October 25, 2005

Ditching Disease

it's a disease where you ditch your friends, simple as that.

it can be long term or short term, doesn't matter.

Your old best friend ditching you for the popular crowd.
Ditching Disease can be very painful but not to the person who has the disease.

by bleahyou January 21, 2011

Ditch Bitch

When you want to meet with someone or sit next to them in class and they end up meeting with someone else or ditching you to sit next to someone else

Boy: Hey dude sit next to me in class?
Dude:Nah man sorry imma sit next to bro...
Boy:Dude fuck you you're such a Ditch Bitch.

by ScifiDeath May 26, 2015