Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.

gloryhole Junk Mail

by Daywalker1989 April 29, 2011

Spunk Mail

Spunk Mail is the porn equivalent of junk mail.

Man I'm not sure what is worse, Junk mail or Spunk mail. It's all the same excpet for the titties!

by heavymetalist.com June 4, 2011

robo mail

Email that comes automatically from sites, feeds etc. but lacks a human sender.

Nobody loves me--my inbox overfloweth but it's all robo mail.

by ostender June 24, 2011

eeeeee-mail

eeeeee-mail: Those Halloween e-mails that go along real sweet and cute and then a bloody monster jumps up and screams at you.

He sent me an eeeeee-mail that made me literally jump out of my seat.

by Rebecca S. Meloni November 13, 2007

She-Mail

A female mailtruck driver

Wow, she's a pretty hot She-mail.

by Snejhamma November 13, 2011

e-mail

The only reason why people have a MySpace

Why use e-mail when you could use MySpaceMail?

by DizzyLizzy June 12, 2007

jingle mail

Jingle mail is the package containing the keys to your house that you send back to the bank when the interest rate on your adjustable-rate or IO/neg-am mortgage resets, or the property tax bill gets reassessed at double what it was two years ago, or you find out that heating and AC and repairs cost a ton of freaking money, or you lose your job because of the recession that's coming with the housing crash, and you can't make the payments any more.

My neighbor put up the Escalade and the Beemer that he bought with his third HELOC for sale, and has been having garage sales every week for the last month to raise cash ... I give it about 90 days till he sends in the jingle mail.

by watchafallingknife September 16, 2008