Ian

A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.

Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?"
Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality'
Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?'
Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'

by MathewHourigan February 3, 2010

Ian

Biggest faggot award winner, likes horses (50 horses to be exact), life wothout him is like a fat kid without bread, has a thing for bitchy Houston girls, but yet you can't help but love him

Ianism: the belief that one is a bad ass

"I'm not a good boy anymore

by Genuis1990 December 30, 2014

Ian

he's a dick

i hate ian
me too man

by wanthimsobad333 December 5, 2017

Ian

Ian’s are nasty fucking dicks. Avoid at all costs

I hate Ian he’s nasty. I caught him licking his rash. What a retard.

by Man_of_Milk_(Notmilk) March 6, 2020

Ian

A fuck nut nigga

This Ian looking hella dumb

by 9/11 was an inside job October 25, 2018

Ian

A fugly bustard that will probably die alone

Your a Ian

by William westcot October 30, 2018

Ian

Ian is a very lonley and depressed man. The more memes he posted, the more he realized that life has no meaning, he hates republicans, and will trow away your gun, hes also an atheist, and says thaat god can suck his milimeter peter

Person one: Look at that lonley ian over there.
Retard faggot: yea, he tried to steal my cross and burn it, and steal my guns.

by Niggas_in_paris May 27, 2018