by enlargedguacamoleniggapenis January 27, 2021
A person who declares himself 'communist' and posts a lot of anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist bullshit on internet but actually enjoys the products of capitalism on a daily basis. (iPhone, McDonalds...)
Do you know Mike? Yes, he is bragging all day about corporations controlling the world. Look at him! He is eating in McDonald's, drinking Coca Cola and posting communist memes on iPhone! He is a real iPhone communist!
by cvejanoff July 16, 2018
(v) the act of carefully pulling the iPhone out of a crevice via its power cord without detaching said power cord, after knocking said iPhone off of nightstand.
*knocks iPhone off nightstand
"crap, I knocked my iPhone off my nightstand and into the abyss! Must retrieve so as not to be bored in bed! But my bed is so warm and comfortable..And the floor is so far away...time to go iPhone fishing!"
"crap, I knocked my iPhone off my nightstand and into the abyss! Must retrieve so as not to be bored in bed! But my bed is so warm and comfortable..And the floor is so far away...time to go iPhone fishing!"
by Eskimobrother12 November 21, 2011
Me: Hey, does anyone have an iPhone charger?
Friend: Yeah, here. You can use mine.
Me: Oh, my god! You’re a life saver, man! I owe you one!
Friend: Yeah, here. You can use mine.
Me: Oh, my god! You’re a life saver, man! I owe you one!
by LucyD_atlulutown.weird June 11, 2018
by Drebob35 April 16, 2017
iPhone Sex is basically porn played directly on your iPhone via many web site i.e OneTapPorn. The web site One Tap Porn plays Porn videos in a YouTube fashion, allowing iPhone and iPod touch users to enjoy porn with out the need to download content and with the no porn allowed on the app store this is the ONLY way to get porn.
by dubol September 26, 2009
The next phone by Apple. Its notoriously the only phone to "re-invent" the smartphone by reinventing what different features are called (lowering the bar). For Example "Video Calling" is "calling" that can only be done over WiFi. "Multitasking" is running multiple apps without actually running multiple apps at the same time. The Display is not only High Res, but its also a "Retina Display" which means its high Res too in addition to that, but still a washed out LCD.
The biggest features of them all tho, Apple's #1 feature, is what Apple calls "Engineered Glass". Its apparently used in Helicopters, trains, and is stronger than plastic. Whatever this "Glass" is its clearly a superior technology to that which is used in other phones. Oh yeah and its Recyclable.
Unfortunately Apple's method of gaining a competitive advantage by "lowing the bar" sort of backfired because it only makes other phones (Nokia, Blackberrys, Android) look better in relevance to the new "lower" standard Apple sets every June/July.
The biggest features of them all tho, Apple's #1 feature, is what Apple calls "Engineered Glass". Its apparently used in Helicopters, trains, and is stronger than plastic. Whatever this "Glass" is its clearly a superior technology to that which is used in other phones. Oh yeah and its Recyclable.
Unfortunately Apple's method of gaining a competitive advantage by "lowing the bar" sort of backfired because it only makes other phones (Nokia, Blackberrys, Android) look better in relevance to the new "lower" standard Apple sets every June/July.
Starving Artist: "Hey did you know Obama uses an iPhone?"
Successful Business Man: "No wonder he can't run the damn country"
Communication Major: "Hey I just paid $299 for an iPhone 4 to downloaded iFart, now I can stream fart noises while I play doodle jump"
Business Major: "Hey I just got a six figure job and get a free corporate blackberry"
Successful Business Man: "No wonder he can't run the damn country"
Communication Major: "Hey I just paid $299 for an iPhone 4 to downloaded iFart, now I can stream fart noises while I play doodle jump"
Business Major: "Hey I just got a six figure job and get a free corporate blackberry"
by TehSakMaster June 23, 2010