hangover

the unpleasant feeling you get when you wake up after a real barn burner drinking binge, basically, you drank so much alcohol they are going to name a holiday in your honor...but the price you pay for that drinkathon is pure hell...you feel like someone dragged your tongue across a pine forest floor, your hair actually hurts, your eyeballs look like a road map, your throat is dryer than the surface of the planet Mercury...

dude 1: " holly crap man, you look like shit! what did you do last night? "

dude 2: " I don't remember anything..shut up and go get me a twelver...I have a massive hangover."

by Dan'l D October 28, 2009

hangover helper

The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.

Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)

by captain phoenix May 10, 2006

hangovering

getting really drunk and waking up intoxicated. trying to be normal but you're still fucked up from a few hours before. stomache hurt, headaches, unknown causes of cuts and brusies occur. drink shitloads of water, and get a big mac meal.

hangovering is drinkin' a few 40z, shots of cap'ns, a few stones, and a rack of corona. start drinking at 9:30, keep drinking till 1:00 am. get some rest, or pass out. which ever comes first

by benji matto July 24, 2007

First Class Hangover

The sensation resulting from the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages after being unexpectedly upgraded to first class on a flight. The free nature of the beverage service causes the individual to consume more than he/she normally would in a public setting.

Boss: Tim, you seem out of it today. Experiencing jet lag from your trip back yesterday?

Tim: No Sir, I have to admit that I had a bit too much to drink on the plane. I'm experiencing the first class hangover...

Cheap Boss: I’m glad to see that you are putting the company’s money to good use... I better not see those drinks on your expense report.

Tim: Don’t worry Sir, you wont. The flight was overbooked and I received a free upgrade to first class. To maximize the value of the company’s money, I thoroughly utilized the services included with the upgrade...Jackass.

by c-ski September 23, 2011

food hangover

eating so much that you get a stomach ache and feel shitty

Lindsay: oh dude, i ate so much food during class. i feel like shit.

Steph: Damn, you must have one hell of a food hangover

by kornkiddz March 19, 2006

hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

Hungover

A extremely scary creature that awakes from its cave at around 12-3 p.m after a fun night of drinking. You can identify this creature by its terrible smell, its failed attempts at walking, its usage of the same clothes and its desire to talk in gibberish or puke at random moments.

Roomate 1 : Do you smell that? I can't breathe!!!
Roomate 2 : I'll call poison control, somebody's ought to be hungover

by skarpydarpy February 4, 2013