hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019

Hooker's Toothbrush

An act, usually done after a night of partying or vomiting, that involves a person gargling or swishing alcohol to clean one's mouth. The stronger the alcohol, the better. Vodka is typically used, but can be used with any drink.

Tina was too hungover to clean herself up, so she used a hooker's toothbrush to freshen up.

by Peace_Dollar23 March 18, 2018

holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 01, 2023

tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021

Hookers and cocaine

Things you do when you won the lottery.

Interviewer : what would you do if you won the Powerball
Man: Hookers and cocaine

by Pushing Boulder September 26, 2023

Fancy Hooker

One who approaches someone with complete and utter respect. Who dresses in the fanciest of clothing. she would preform fellatio and just about anything else at a expensive price. the bitch aint cheap! she only have sexy time on 3000 thread count sheets and you have to pay 80 bucks extra for her to swallow.

Sentence: "Man that fancy hooker took a lot out of me last night, i lost $1000."

by Renigade 4 Lyf3 November 06, 2013

cajun hooker

The sluttyiest of all hookers. The kind of hooker that will do anything for a bowl of gumbo.

"Fuck me in the ass and shit on my dick like a Cajun hooker!"

by Cajun hooker June 16, 2017