Hooker Nook

A small enclave in which prostitutes or streetwalkers shield themselves from the elements while at their place of work.

Normally found in dark alleys throughout countries of colder climates- namely Northern USA, Canada and English-speaking Northern Europe
"It's freezing, this blizzard is terrifying"
"Shield yourself in a hooker nook!"
by lechevres November 16, 2011
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Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.
There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!
by Woodpimp January 19, 2018
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Hooker sparkles

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.
by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019
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Hookers and cocaine

Interviewer : what would you do if you won the Powerball
Man: Hookers and cocaine
by Pushing Boulder September 26, 2023
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Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.
Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.
by The Future Resident April 29, 2016
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hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.
Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?
by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019
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Hooker's Toothbrush

An act, usually done after a night of partying or vomiting, that involves a person gargling or swishing alcohol to clean one's mouth. The stronger the alcohol, the better. Vodka is typically used, but can be used with any drink.
Tina was too hungover to clean herself up, so she used a hooker's toothbrush to freshen up.
by Peace_Dollar23 March 18, 2018
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