Pizza Hooker

Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.

"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"

by ayoayouuuu November 13, 2016

Gateway hooker

A person whom you pay to be friends with you.

After Greg's girlfriend left him, his lonliness caused the poor chap to start hiring gateway hookers

by Saynowaytoco-kay August 20, 2013

holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

cajun hooker

The sluttyiest of all hookers. The kind of hooker that will do anything for a bowl of gumbo.

"Fuck me in the ass and shit on my dick like a Cajun hooker!"

by Cajun hooker June 16, 2017

Fancy Hooker

One who approaches someone with complete and utter respect. Who dresses in the fanciest of clothing. she would preform fellatio and just about anything else at a expensive price. the bitch aint cheap! she only have sexy time on 3000 thread count sheets and you have to pay 80 bucks extra for her to swallow.

Sentence: "Man that fancy hooker took a lot out of me last night, i lost $1000."

by Renigade 4 Lyf3 November 6, 2013

hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019

hey hooker

Hey hooker; (Hooker). Everyone’s a hooker. When you meet your friend or a stranger. Instead of saying there name, you just say “Hey Hooker”. Meaning FRIEND.

Hey Hooker, do you want to go to the mall?
Hey Hooker, how have you been?

by Tea Baer January 24, 2023