drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing

You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk

by 11snehring September 26, 2010

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Cuttin' hair

A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.

1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.

2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.

3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."

4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: What...? Never mind.

Applies to 4th definition only:

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: Whose?

Jason: Brian.

by the haircuttee December 20, 2008

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Power Hair

A completely over exaggerated compliment to a woman you really don't know, but you want to know... really bad. Typically used when you have nothing better to say, drunk, at 11pm, with seersucker shorts, and wayfarers.

Ryan: "Hey Sara, you know... you got some real power hair."

Sara: "Thanks?"

by Uber Redhead March 25, 2013

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Booger Hair

The green, slimy growth of what seems to resemble hair. Only found on what one can at best assume is the head of a hideous Schmig. The Schmig will always deny any claims of having such ‘hair’ and will get the ‘poos’ if the accuser is insistent.

Eww! Look at that kid’s booger hair!

by TheSpeakerOfTruth. March 23, 2020

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