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Caribbean pufferfish haircut

Guy- I like your Caribbean pufferfish haircut.

Girl- Don't you have anything positive to say hater?
by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
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Tennessee haircut

Is when a girls pussy is so tight it pulls out some of your dickhair when thrusting.
The girl last night must have been a virgin because she gave me a Tennessee Haircut.
by Wallis231 October 13, 2021
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Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.
Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.
by Nosnah February 21, 2021
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Mexican haircut

That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror

Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*
by Albertoh5 August 27, 2020
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Hobo Haircut

Let's go give that bloke a hobo haircut.
by Uwupolice June 30, 2021
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Haircut privilege

Anyone who is getting a hair gets to choose what seat he or she sits in.
He sat in the front for his haircut privilege.
by Martin Letevi September 18, 2021
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Middle Class Haircut

This is a term used as an insult to somebody who is completely basic rich person. Not limited to only rich people any conformist person can be a middle-class haircut.
A real middle class haircut just walked into with his boys acting like he owns the place.
by Brick and Mortar September 16, 2020
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