gum fetish

This is a widely misunderstood fetish. Basically it is a fetish where one gets turned on by watching people blow bubbles. The fetishist may hoard tapes, DVDs, and/or recordings that include scenes where the characters blow bubbles; look up videos on YouTube of people blowing bubbles, and/or beg people they know to blow bubbles when they realize the other person is chewing gum. Sometimes the fetishist is into blowing bubbles himself (or herself, but 9 times out of 10 it's guys that have this fetish). Often the same person also has balloon fetish, where they get turned on by watching people blow up balloons, and/or inflatable fetish, where they get turned on by watching people blow up--well, anything inflatable. Sad to say, most of these people have no life.

Guy #1: "Dude, why are you spacing out?"
Guy #2: "That hot chick over there's blowin' bubbles."
Guy #1: "You and your gum fetish." (rolls eyes)

by DarkBass October 18, 2008

gum parker

the area beneath a man's nutsack, convenient for a whore to put her gum while she gives head.

Yolanda popped out her Dentyne and untilized the gum parker while she earned her ten dollars.

by rocky rockmonoff May 24, 2006

cum-gum

Gum that somebody simaltainiously "spunked" in.

hey man want some cum-gum?

hell no, get the fuck outta here before i poo your jaw bitch

but this gum is good

fuck off freak

by jackson douche May 14, 2011

Gobble gum

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures

yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny

by Blake's mom March 27, 2016

gum dick

After having sexual intercourse for multiple hours with a vaginal conaal, you're dick upon pulling out looks like gum.

When I pulled out of Bernice, I looked down and had gum dick.

by Gum Dick June 1, 2017

Bon Gums

A term used to describe somebody you dislike.

Person 1: "Our neighbour keeps putting cones out for his parking space."

Person 2: " What a Bon Gums, he aint allowed to do that!"

by Hobbers March 25, 2008

Blue gum

Another derogatory word against blacks

Did you hear that Linda sucked that blue gums dick last night , I knew she was a nigger lover

by [e-mail] April 3, 2017