WORLD'S BEST BEST GRANDPA!!!

Often referred to as NTJ (Naked towel Jason), Grandpa J, Papa Johns, J Pops, Towel Jason, and J man. He is someone who carries a towel 24/7 and believes beddings such as a pillow and blanket is overrated. He sleeps with little or no clothing. He LOVES to sing opera in the bathroom, especially La Donna È Mobile. From the outside he looks like a bamboo stick, however, he is even more of a bamboo stick on the inside. He has an AMAZING jawline, it gives everyone a paper cut just by looking at it. His iconic style often includes a casual button up shirt (the top button must be buttoned up), khaki pants, and thick converse.

"Wanna go g it with the world's best best grandpa!!!?" - Wise friend
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend

"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person

by Universally Handsome Man July 20, 2022

Fukushima Grandpa

An older person willing to sacrifice themselves to save younger people.

"That old dude that clacked off a vest at the Klan rally was a real Fukushima Grandpa!"

by WWIII reenactor July 4, 2024

weather grandpa

or grandma if refering to a girl): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, about the weather.

N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.

everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining is under 40 of age and is driving everyone around them nuts.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2013

Your grandpa queer

This insult is so bad in most countries it is illegal it will make your opponent die ,come back alive,and kill thereself

Jimmy: ur mom gay lol
Devin: yo dad lesbian lmao
Jimmy: you’re granny tranny

Devin: yo fam you uncle bisexual

Jimmy: yo aunt pansexual
Devin: your grandpa queer YEET

Jimmy: turns into a neutron star L

by Lil fam November 20, 2018

Grandpa

Your sweet old man who, tells the best jokes, gives you money, You get 100 bucks for turning their tv on. Basically the best people ever

"My grandpa gave me 100 dollars just because I turned their tv on!!!"

by fetasalaatti666 August 11, 2023

grandpa in the yard

a term used to describe a showing of a woman's vagaga.

"if I drink anymore I'll be showing everyone here grandpa in the yard"

by thelod June 24, 2008

Grandpa

A grandfather.

Grandpa and the kids were having fun

by the random. October 29, 2021