own goal

used by british soldiers in northern ireland to describe an IRA terrorist who accidently blew themselves up with their own bomb.

Looks like another own goal to me

by bob248 May 6, 2008

Demitri Goal

The absolute worst goal you can ever picture in the history of any sport. Often times, Demitri goals can be seen in NHL 08, when incredibly terrible goals are scored. However, more often than not, give the controller to a person who cannot play the game at all, and atleast 1 demitri goal will be scored.

Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.

Jason "That was such a demitri goal".

by merhotty91 April 29, 2008

pullin the goalie

another term for masturbation , or jackin off

Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie

by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

National Glizzy Gobble Day

The day in which you or your partner gobble glizzy on November 6th

Hey Sarah did you know that today is national glizzy gobble day
Yes and I hope that you are ready

by Yös November 1, 2020

GLOBAL

Buzz word used by today's large American employers in years 2009+, where jobs and industry are being offshored or moved overseas.

Basically this is an early warning to employees, and it stands for

Gonna Lay Off Buttloads And Lie

Make preparations in advance after hearing this word! There will soon be alot less people working at the company, and likely one of them is YOU.

Manager: "ComTech is moving toward becoming a GLOBAL corporation."

Manager: "We have started a new GLOBAL hiring initiative."

by Sir Rutherford January 28, 2011

global

This term comes from the video game World of Warcraft. To "global" someone means to kill them almost instantly, in the space of one global cooldown (about 1 to 1.5 seconds).

LOL GET GLOBALED KID.

by vurt August 2, 2012

gobble gobble

What your friend does at 9:15pm on a Friday after drinking most of a fifth of Wild Turkey

You should have seen drew last night. He was passed out on the floor yelling gobble gobble

by wildTurk October 5, 2010