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ghetto van

any shitty dodge caravan that should have died in the 90s but somehow survived....also includes astrovans and shitty windstars
Look mommy, there's a ghetto van stuck on the side of route 95.
by majordriver December 22, 2007
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ghetto box

A poor white boy's slang for a pager.
"I got a page on my ghetto box from Jim. He wanted the number meal with a shake. That fool always makes me do shit for him."
by jasondrizzake July 24, 2006
mugGet the ghetto boxmug.

ghetto bird

A police helicopter that flies around looking for crime suspects in an area, often with the use of a searchlight, infrared or night vision.
person1: Is that a helicopter circling around the neighborhood?

person2: Yeah, that's the ghetto bird. They're looking for the dude who robbed the gas station a few blocks away.
by P.O.C. March 24, 2009
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GHETTO Engineer

Using urban ghetto techniques to solve a problem.
My main man Geoff fixed his sump bizump using a garden hose attached to the sump pump with a sock. This guy is a true graduate from the school of ghetto engineers.
by polarbigi March 6, 2007
mugGet the GHETTO Engineermug.

Ghetto delicious

A girl of whoms looks fall into the category of a status symbol for trappers, shotters, roadmen and followers of the hood life.

Usually found wearing £1 tank top and leggings from the Primark child section.
She's pretty but she's ghetto delicious
by DANNYBENHAM December 16, 2017
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ghetto kite

Airborne plastic bag, usually in an urban setting.
Peter Griffin is recording footage of his son riding his first tricycle when he is distracted by a ghetto kite and muses on its beauty; God then shouts at him that "It's just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complex your circulatory system is?"
by bob mastodon May 29, 2007
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Ghetto Carcass

Someone who drives an old white car that looks as if it could be a drug transport. Usually named Darrell and looks stoned all the time
That ghetto carcass looks high af af
by The anonymous Gopher January 25, 2017
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