German wog

A man that has no pair of balls and has big tits, loves the dick

James - I'm a German wog

Mom- grow a pair u fat pric

by Mateeeeeee September 26, 2015

German shower

When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower

"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"

by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020

German it up

what German people do: they German it up.

Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird

by Goldfish God March 26, 2021

German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.

“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”

by Sexy pair February 5, 2022

german massage

Blow job

Mike got a German massage today that changed his life forever

by The only m smith February 3, 2018

German wank

A method of masturbation using just the thumb and a downward facing open palm in sharp thrusts from the elbow away from the body

Man, that Tiffany is mental, all she would do is German wank me the other night

by Currant bunman May 24, 2015

Herman the German

A harmless old fella, who bides his time by pottering along on his bike in a travelleresque manner. He is often seen in the town of Consett and nearby areas, riding along the road, with his telltale sign of indicating by flailing his arms about. But most of all, he can be recognized by his unique hat with a tufted duck feather pointing out the top.

All the information gathered about Herman is from rare encounters he has with the public. From public knowledge and my own experience, he spent some time in Munich before arriving to England by ship. He can be most commonly seen on the Derwent walk as he routinely rides along the eoute.

Alas, with many hero stories they have their sceptics. A rumor has arised that he isn't German but was infact born in Shotley Hospital.

I've just had to give Herman the German some change because he was trapped in Aldi.

by diggsy_malone March 21, 2022