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a-fucking-ruba 

PARADISE!!!

The exotic island location with white sandy beaches where awesome people go to drink bottomless adult beverages and get their fuck on all day until they need to be carried back to their room in a wheel barrow.
Jason and Bonnie went to A-fucking-RUBA :)

Im a fucking retarded bitch 

get a fucking life

A phrase aimed at an individual who lives a pathetic, piss poor existence and who is often caught at trying to cheat someone out of his/her happiness. Often shouted within earshot of said individual to make the point that they are just a fucking loser.

Christ On A Fucking Bike 

Christ on a Bike, but in Spades.

(But only used as an epithet of outrage and frustration)
"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)

"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"

mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes

Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."

A Fucking Ninja 

the act of someone being a ninja and is really good at it
Josh: how did you do that ?
mitchell: cos i'm "A Fucking Ninja"
A Fucking Ninja by mytch May 5, 2007