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ass fries 

Ass fries are when you have such bad diarrhea that your shit come out yellow & shaped like fries. Top it with a little blood & you got yourself some ketchup & fries!
Dude, I was shitting ass fries this morning. It hurt badddd.
ass fries by weedless bitches January 27, 2009

play-do butt fries 

the effect of not wipeing properly resulting in the glueing of butt hairs across one's anus, causing the next bowel movement to be sliced into play-do-fun factory french fries.
"Hey Nick why were you in the bathroom so long?"

"I was cleaning out my fun-factory"

"ohh so you have play-do butt fries"
play-do butt fries by dahole May 19, 2009

community fries 

A large plate of fries that is retrieved for everyone at a table, usually a community of some sorts.
(During lunch)
Jason: I'll go get the community fries!
Everyone else in the community: Hooray!
community fries by ynomir50 August 25, 2011

loaded fries 

Potato fries (or chips) that are accompanied by a cheese-based, optionally with a variety of fatty meat pieces.

Loaded being a reference to "rich" fries.
"Dude what are these fries? They're so rich I'm getting instant heartburn"
"Yeah well they're loaded fries"
loaded fries by Jayradius July 7, 2017

Supersized Coke and Fries 

The sexual action of a man shitting in a woman's pussy. After the shit is into the woman's pussy, the man pours a super size Coca Cola into the woman's pussy. The Coke causes the woman to have extreme pain after the Coke is poured into her asshole with the man's shit already in it. Additonally for the fries, you place your cock in the coke and shit concotion and begin to jack off until semen comes out, this activity mostly leads to unexpected pregnancies and STD's.
I had her in the bedroom with the Supersized Coke and Fries, oh boy we both got infected with tons of shit.

McDonald’s French fries 

The soggy unsalted noodles sold by McDonald’s
Betty: “ wanna go get McDonald’s French fries?”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh