king of banter

The most banterous bantermiester on the Earth.

Everybody knows who this is without needing to be told. It's like the Force. The King of Banter is the source of all banter. The dark side of banter may be strong, but the king of Banter is stronger.

Long live the King of Banter!
Mr Awesome Jones is the King of Banter.
by Snalbans Tinstle April 12, 2016
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banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.
bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: pah. stupid banter vacuum.
by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009
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smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.
'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'
by Thommo the legend September 06, 2018
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Shit Banter Ste

Somebody who has shit banter. Usual behavior is the use of GIF's, dog memes and sidewards laughing emojis.
Hey Shit Banter Ste, go look at some dogs.
by Lady Lydia of Hawthorne November 30, 2018
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Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)
'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'
by Gravvers March 03, 2009
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It’s just banter

‘It’s just banter’ is a phrase used to describe an action which is related to epicness done by people jokingly
Bugsy why did you say hello to me?”
“It’s just banter!”
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Banter Bottle

A bottle which is passed around by a group of people who provide contributions of human bodily fluid or other "potentially" edible matter to the bottle.

Once the bottle is full, the person who draws the shortest straw has to drink from the banter bottle.
Did you hear what's in the banter bottle this time? Apparently someone ejaculated in this one.
by DukeWilfred January 24, 2025
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