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Dip-Foolery

When you are just about to have sexual intercourse and you dip your penis in her vagina only to pull it out and stop because of guilt
I was with that person last night but only had a bit of Dip-Foolery because I felt guilty
by GraMoore February 24, 2015
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dickass fool

One who has transcended beyond the realm of Head-assery. A true master of the idiotic arts.
Jimy jumps off a building, only to land ass first in a dildo factory. Jimy then proceeds to smoke the dildos. Jimy is a dickass fool.
by Carlos rivero December 7, 2017
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October Fool's Day

The first day of October (October 1st) which is similar to the first day of April (see April Fool's Day) where lies are told under the excuse of an observed holiday. First observed by Nintendo after their absolute joke of a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate reveal on October 1st, 2020.
Person 1: Hey, what prank did you pull for October Fool's Day?
Person 2: I announced a bad character for Smash!
Person 1: Wow, so original...
by foxkat October 2, 2020
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cuttin da fool

when you kick your friend out of the group for being an asshole or by consistently being a douchebag.
when your friend has sex with another group members girlfriend. you are at that moment, "cuttin da fool".
by BIG am March 24, 2009
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Wizard's Folly

This is a game to be played when someone puts together a party for the drinking game Wisest Wizard.

Requirements: A party full of guys playing Wisest Wizard, 3-5 men that would rather do anything else, and approximately five attractive women for each of the 3-5 men.

Rules: As Wisest Wizard commences and all of the other men begin to build their staves and speak in wizard rhetoric and get drunker and drunker, the participants in Wizard's Folly will begin approaching the attractive women of the party with the phrase 'Can you believe these fags?'. They will then have fifty words or less to convince the woman to go bang in the bathroom or any other bang-friendly quarters. For every word past fifty they speak in attempting to convince the woman, they must take a drink.

Boss Fighting: For every fifth word past the first fifty that the participant speaks, he must punch himself in the balls. If he fails to do this, another Wizard's Folly participant is allowed to do this for him. Any explanation as to boss fighting rules given to the woman is subject to the normal past-fifty-word rules. If the participant chooses to pursue another woman, his word count resets.

Winning: The first participant to successfully bang a woman from the party while still adhering to all of the rules of Wizard's Folly, wins, although really everyone that had the sense or bearing to refuse to participate in Wisest Wizard in the first place is a winner.
A Round Of Wizard's Folly:

'Can you believe these fags?'

'Don't say fag, that's really offensive.'

'Not for me, I'm gay.'

'Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I've been on edge all night since my friend invited me to this party full of guys that are clearly all future sex offenders.'

'Want to go bang in the bathroom?'
by themadstork March 26, 2010
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I’m a damn fool

Da nigga from da impossible whopper commercial once stated “I’m a damn fool.”
“Yo Jaquavious did you hear about this new whopper?”
“Nah nigga what’s up wit it?”
“It’s made from plants.”
“I’m a damn fool!”
by Jaquavious D’Brickashaw December 25, 2019
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Schrödinger's April Fool

When you ask your crush out on first of April, and decide whether it was a prank or not according to their reply.
David: Bro, I asked my crush out yesterday!
Anthony : did she say yes?
David : nah, she said no but I used the Schrödinger's April Fool.
by coward69 April 9, 2021
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