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flat pancakes

by idk you tell me May 19, 2007
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Flat Asian Butt Syndrome

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.
Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."

Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."
by Moroccanite June 23, 2023
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floats your boat

by kaycee2 April 14, 2014
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Flat Earth Society

A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc
Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son
by OliverTheNerd May 19, 2018
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flost

The fleshy skin that covers dog's upper teeth.
My dog has food all over it's flost.
by Satchtola February 4, 2017
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flat is justice

A phrase evoked by weebs in reference to their preferred bust size. The quote originally came from the Lucky Star anime, but the origins are mostly forgotten by the people saying this line. It is occasionally used to refer to real life women, but is most popular in the anime community.

This term is currently in a strange place, where any anime girls who have flat chest are regarded by the community as "loli", regardless of perceived age or maturity. This results in anyone who likes flat chests being called a lolicon, who are increasingly being thought of as pedophiles. Due to this new popular perception, use this phrase at your peril. Or do what the rest of us do, and don't give a fuck what people on the internet think about your favorite size of oppai.
Guy 1: "I love big anime tiddies!"
Guy 2: "Flat is justice."
Guy 1: "Burn in hell, pedophile."
by OppaiAreEqual April 10, 2020
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