fixed hairline

a fucked up hairline that you try to make but doesn't turn out right.

I like your fixed hairline nigga.

by hfjddmaBIG HEADAZZZZZ May 9, 2018

Fixings

All the meats available at one location.

Mark: “Hey, let me get one with all the fixings”

Waitress: “even the chicken?”

Mark: “yes ma’am, all the fixings”

by Mynameismenotyou December 1, 2021

Heart fixed

Having your heart fixed after it being broken

Andrew: I'm not really heart fixed after Ruby 💞

by Person.. June 10, 2022

bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.

Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.

by QuacksO January 29, 2025

fix kit

a discrete container (usually portable) containing drugs & drug paraphernalia used by addicts to dose themselves. a "fix kit" has everything needed to get high. a fix kit for cocaine might include a baggie, a small mirror, a razor blade, & a coke straw.

Trust me that man is a junkie. I saw him pull out his fix kit just a minute ago, right before he went to the bathroom.

by megaghost November 26, 2023

Fix

You want me to fix it? Ok.

Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022