Fixed

A setup, or a plan.

Person 1 "This is fixed."
Person 2 "It's not fixed."

by ididntthinkofaname August 23, 2022

fixing strip

The adhesive strips used by hospitals to affix a cannula to a patient's body

The nurse had to use a fixing strip to keep the cannula in place

by Chrisbloomers November 30, 2024

Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.

Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?

by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018

fix

To fuck someone for the first time, to make them lose their virginity

We are so inexperienced that we'll be fixing each other

by Cande Lush June 10, 2025

Fix

Shoving random things into it until it is sturdy enough to hold a toddler

I fixed the door

by The great mighty poo 2 September 22, 2023

Fix me up

A slang request made by somebody for food

Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"

Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

bug fixes and performance improvements

What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.

What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements

by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023