The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.

Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?

by L*na August 2, 2022

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Fisher

A lack of knowledge at the situation at hand, not knowing whats going on. Doing random irrelevant activities during a time of need. Or completely walking away into a random direction for no reason at all.

I pulled a Fisher when the teacher called on me because I didn't feel like doing any work.

by BushesBestBaked September 25, 2018

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Fisher

One of the most powerful of the last names easily beating out Jones, Smith, and any other last name there is. It’s meaning is hard to comprehend in a mortal body but it roughly translates to the funniest, sexiest, smoothest, best looking, and richest of every human on earth.

Wow that Noah Fisher really makes me wet

by Hydrated Man November 19, 2019

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fisher-stone

a loser lacrosse player

man that kid is such a fisher-stone

by hahaha_124222 December 16, 2007

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fisher price beer

A half pint or similar-sized beer. A smaller-than-usual beer.

My doctor says my triglycerides are too high because of alcohol. So I need to order a smaller-sized beer. Bartender, give me a Fisher Price beer please!

by RubyD January 31, 2025

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