Dickin express

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.
"I just gave Audrey the Dickin express, she'll never walk straight again."
"Woo woo! Here comes the Dickin express."

by asgadhgahgahg April 12, 2008

Pony-Express

The first American means to expediently deliver the mail during the course of this country's Westward-Expansion(in which point the most important mail was being brandied-about like chattel w the hope of IT being received & implemented by some or all of it's recipients (who were already in debt (implicitly)

If you're paying Cost of Supervision to an Office collecting urine, the Pony-Express is likely already in your head w America's own storied-past also still in your head (& waiting to be told)

by BDF-Hybrid(cubed) February 5, 2018

Pussy Express

The metaphorical train on which one rides upon getting pussy.

I totally rode the pussy express last night.

by NCVikings February 7, 2012

self expression

the act of doing the same thing as everyone else. let's admit it people everyone does it the same way.

self expression is a load of crap

by coochiecrook503 September 7, 2003

alaskan express

the use of frozen male fecies as a dildo

hero-"so dude i was bangn this hot chick and i had an idea. we could freez of my dookies and she could stick it in her vagina and orgasm."
hiscoverer- "i belive thats called the alaskan express, i saw it on late-night history channel

by matman April 25, 2006

quantum express

Only the coolest and fastest shuttle at the University of Louisville.

AaHwhatin helly hell?

by Jonballz February 10, 2004

Panda Express

A chinaman with a premature ejaculation problem.

Me no likey massage Panda Express. He make big white mess on table!

by SnackTime23 December 6, 2013