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excited dump

A bowl movement that comes upon abruptly after getting good news. Most commonly happens with dogs and people.
Guy 1. Dude your dog just crapped on my carpet!
Guy 2. Relax it was just an excited dump it won't happen again.
by Dicegame October 13, 2006
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Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
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excuses for big nooses

the act of waiting for a minor character floor or slip-up to arise to justify being angery at an entity allowing you to publicly judge and socially 'hanging them' without social ramifications being passed on to the hanger.

This normally exhibits an exageration of the facts and feelings involved and an implimentation of the moral high ground so to be viewed as the 'bigger person' where as the real reason normally conists of the resonance with the angree's insicurites normally repressent by the stead fast alligning with the causes and the transference of responcibility to a higher power.
example of use:
1.judger: "look i can't just sit here while he treats every one like shit."
friend: "excuses for big nooses."
1.example of transference:
judger: "look it not up to me, what happens happens, the group will de side."
by taskmaster September 22, 2009
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Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles
Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles
by KiiboBestRobotBoi September 9, 2021
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Facebook excitement

The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned
Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement
by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011
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Get your excitedness out

Is used when someone wants someone else to get excited about something and has absolutely nothing to do with one's genitals.
Girl #1: Yay! We're seeing Fall Out Boy.
Girl #2: But they're awful !
Girl #1: Get your excitedness out !
by kierstenvelope October 20, 2008
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excuses are like asses

This is a shortened version of the original quote. It means everyone has an excuse, just like everyone has a buttocks.
Excuses are like assholes, because everybodies got them.
by mistert2 May 23, 2004
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