AP European History

Say good-bye to your family, friends, and distant relatives to prepare yourself for this WILD ride! Buckle your seatbelts, you' re going straight to hell! If you are a freshman, who foolishly chose to take this class next year, DON'T. Spare yourself from the misery that so many others have endured.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.

Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.

Student A: I'm really going to fail this quiz.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.

^the way to go

Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.

I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!

I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!

Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.

No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.

AP European History by I Didn April 8, 2019

more european 

a term used specifically in Soul Calibur 2, when you use the second costume of Nightmare, Necrid, and other ones with "more european" type underwear.

Dude-man, Nightmare's second costume in Soul Calibur 2 looks so much like Kevin Sorbo, its so much more European than his regular costume.

more european by El_Scorcho September 12, 2003

AP European history

A difficult AP class offered at most high schools, generally taken by sophomores. The multiple choice tests can be frustratingly hard and will cause you to hate whoever sets the curve for each test (usually the same person every time). Luckily, if you are smart and good at history you should be able to do fine on the essays.

My AP European History test is on Friday, but I should do fine. I can think my way through most of the multiple choice and can BS the essays if they are difficult topics I don't know shit about. If I'm lucky I should get a 5, but I'll probably get a 4 if I study enough.

AP European history by a person named me May 7, 2008

continental european 

A description attributed to old white people who hail from the European continent, often recognised by their inability to add salt (referred to in their vernacular as 'spice') and refusal to wash hands before eating, and after scratching their arse. Not to be confused with the Continental European breakfasts served at American hotel chains like the Hilton.

Jasmine: Congrats on your new place! What's your flatmate like?

Tina: She's Continental European...

Jasmine: OH..you better stock gallons on hand sanitiser in your flat.

continental european by kuntress December 23, 2018

ap european history

hell on earth. u learn a lot from it tho...IF u make it out alive.

u wont pass 1 test w/o studying 4 hours for it the nite before (4 hours meaning u just passed with a D) let me play it out for y'all:

1 hour - u gotta be kiddin me
2 hours - screwed
3 hours - haha good luck
4 hours - passing with a D...a very low D
5 hours - high D
6 hours - low C
7 hours - mid C
8 hours - high C
9 hours - low B
10 hours - lower-mid B
11 hours - mid B
12 hours - mid-upper B
13 hours - high B
14 hours - high B
15 hours - high B
16 hours - high B
.............yea, there is no way u can get an A

if u r currently enrolled or just signed up for this class...

good luck.

muahahahahhahahah!

i learned all about the political, social, economical, and other factors that influenced the european culture from the renaissance all the way to 2006 over the course of 1 year in an ap european history class... unfortunately im half the person i was wen i walked in the class the 1st day...because i tryed to comit suicide so many times.

ap european history by Alex Kayne September 17, 2006

AP European History

A class that a high school student will take in hopes of trying to gain college credit. However, once taking the class, the student will realize the hell hole and shit storm of pain that they're engaged in and will probably just pass the class time trying to sleep.

Student 1: Dude what time did you go to bed last night?

Student 2: Damn man it was like 3. I had to finish my lit paper.

Student 1: Oh dang man that sucks I bet you're tired.

Student 2: Yeah but it's okay, I've got AP European History class next

AP European History by Marcus_Fenix May 7, 2009

AP European History

a class that a few, very stupid, people will take in their sophomore year of high school. supposovly college level... i doubt even college students know this much about history.

pure hell during the year but its not impossible to do well. 3 hours a weekend doing the assignments and ur good.

as for the ap test. study early and watch the people around u crack when they realize the test is tomorrow. hehe

overall, learn a hell of a lot of shit u will never lose but... if ur ever transported back to the french revolution, you will know exactly what will happen, and what people to avoid.

a: so u taking ap european history next year?
b: what u kidding me, i have a life !
a: yea, but i think imma try for the credit
b: good luck to you.

AP European History by i think i did well... May 24, 2009