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Eskimo Snowchild

A sexual encounter involving a man skeeting on a woman's face in below freezing temperatures, causing the semen to freeze into a white sheen over the women's face.
Man: "How's the temperature inside the freezer?"
Woman: ""It's damn cold, that's for sure."
Man: "Perfect for an Eskimo Snowchild."
by Cheezy Chester November 24, 2007
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Eskimo Boxing

A fighting contest where both parties stand stationary, facing one another at less than arms reach.They take turns throwing single punches to the face. You are not allowed to block or dodge the punches. The winner is the last one standing. It is similar to roshambo.
Eskimo boxing is just like bloody knuckles but with your face.
by iamnoone December 19, 2008
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Conservative Estimate

A completely implausible figure made up by a conservative and stated as fact.
Conservative Estimates:

The President's 10-day trip to India will cost $200,000,000/day.

The probability of a cell forming by chance is 10^-58, and any event with a probability of less than 10^-40 is impossible.
by Whitey314 April 20, 2011
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most extreme elimination challenge

Captain Tenneal:
"How many of you think that MXC is just a stupid waste of time just for drunk people in some third world country to laugh at? Show of Hands now!"

( Hex Ten, Moses, Anonymous raises hands)
"Well your wrong! MXC is the best show and its for everyone you stupid bumper-headed baboons (you suck) LETS GO!!
Bumper-headed baboon --- People who dont get it. Not to call any names or anything but thier initials are Hex ten, Moses and anonymous!!!
by Captain Tenneal January 11, 2004
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most extreme elimination challenge

THE BEST SHOW CURRENTLY ON TELEVISION. Nuff said.
No example needed. Above definition says it all.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker April 27, 2004
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eskimo brother in-law

When one jerks it to their friend's hot sister.
I totally rubbed one out to Greg's sister last night; that makes him my eskimo brother in-law now right?
by the leagueeee December 21, 2010
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eskimo dildo

Also see alaskan pipeline

v.

The act of deficating with the intent of freezing said specimen and utiliting the same for anal insertion upon reaching a frozen state.
Jimmy drilled me with an Eskimo Dildo last night in his wigwam, it was wonderful!
by Judge Smails April 27, 2006
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