Emotional Colonic

Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.

When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.

Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.

Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.

Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.

by Mike109999 August 29, 2018

stoned with emotion

Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.

Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.

by Weld4cash October 7, 2018

emotional ambush

A unexpected attack to your heart or emotions

Person1: i just got a new car.
Person2: nobody fucking cares.
Person1: did you just emotional ambushed me?

by 88177287 May 7, 2019

Emotional fuck

It is when your so emotional, that everyone is sick of your emotions.

Stop being such of a Emotional Fuck.

You are a Emotional Fuck

by kyrapye August 26, 2019

emotional tornado

When a girl talks herself in circles and her emotions for a guy she's in love with spin around and around and around and get completely out of control.

Damn.... Courtney was such an emotional tornado today.

by Cjs07r June 16, 2016

Wall emotions

Emotions that you or somebody else has, but you can't see/feel them because they are surrounded by a red brick wall with real bad graffiti on.

You obviously have a lot of wall emotions

by Satan's babysitter January 30, 2018

emotional gangsta

A person who goes through a lot of problems or emotions in life but still manages to hold their composure, no what the circumstances is.

Girl#1: Damn, that’s crazy. You alright?
Girl#2: Yes, I’m an emotional gangsta!

by nia305 May 6, 2020