stoned with emotion

Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.

Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.

by Weld4cash October 7, 2018

Emotional oreo

Someone who does not know if they want to be white or black.

Man Jamal, Vladimir has been a real emotional oreo lately.

by scrublord3000 April 21, 2015

Emotional fuck

It is when your so emotional, that everyone is sick of your emotions.

Stop being such of a Emotional Fuck.

You are a Emotional Fuck

by kyrapye August 26, 2019

Emotional Whore.

A person who does not know how to be alone and that is why they are always in a relationship. A promiscuous person with emotions, who falls in love every day. Each of your relationships is the final one, even if you have just met your partner.
Someone like Ted Mosby.

-He told me I love you on the first date. Must be a emotional Whore.
-It's his fifth everlasting love this month, it's an emotional whore

by Isma J August 20, 2021

Emotional Colonic

Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.

When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.

Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.

Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.

Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.

by Mike109999 August 29, 2018

Emotional Ninja

A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.

I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.

by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016

Emotional Diabetes

Have you ever had a person send you sweet sweet words that made your heart beat fast and the blood rush to your cheeks? Well here is what will happen if you get too much of that good stuff.

Emotional diabetes. This disease flows through the sweet aromatic words of another person or loved one. It stimulates the giggle glands and the shy nature of even the most brute like women and men.

Some other symptoms include but are not exclusive to; tears of happiness, stargazing with no stars, seeing the world through shades of pink and drawing hearts around every picture of them.

This is a very common but sometimes deadly disease if it gets to later stages codenamed adoration and love.

Gaby: "Awwwwwwwww!"
Toby: "What the fluff are you 'Awww'-ing about?"
Gaby: ".....nothing.. Just Nick..
Toby: *sighs* "What'd he say this time?"
Gaby: "Nothin' special.. Just that he loves me and will never let anyone else have me...."
Toby: "Okay"*feels Gaby's forehead* "Yep. You have it. No doubt."
Gaby: "I have what?..."
Toby: "Emotional diabetes."

by The-Purple-Kitten-Master August 18, 2016