by Jamesg1 February 20, 2018
Infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever. Despite this shortcoming, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees Dead or Alive.
Eg's of Eli Porters work:
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".
by Eli the mayne April 17, 2008
Eli has a tiny miggett cock but he’s supper strong and has a great personality but he has a miggett dick
Eli has a miggett dick
by Eli#tinypenis November 09, 2019
A double negative and an oxymoron, for when you want to call someone intelligent, smart, and classy in a comical manner. Consisting of two words braindead, when someone who's brain does not work; and an Elie, the one who masters the true power of the blade to become a professional e-girl puller. When you see this motha fucka walkin' the block you know this fools gonna solve cancer. A Braindead Elie can come in many forms such as a Chad or a professional street nigga.
"YOOO MAN HOW DID THE CHEM TEST GO?"
"Honestly bro, I think I Braindead Elie'ed this test"
"Shit babe I didn't pull out in time"
"You fucking Elie!"
"Honestly bro, I think I Braindead Elie'ed this test"
"Shit babe I didn't pull out in time"
"You fucking Elie!"
by ElieLover69 January 26, 2022
A delicious drink made when you mix 375 ml of a honey flavored whiskey with Splenda sweet tea until it is a total volume of a gallon. This must be mixed in the jug.
by SWRX90 November 01, 2011
One of the newer characters of "Degrassi: The Next Generation". Elijah (Eli) Goldsworthy, portrayed by Munro Chambers, often wears alot of black clothing, guyliner, and scribbles his nails with black pen in class. Opinionated, voluntarily "different", and always at the ready with a well-crafted snarky comment, Eli is the kind of outsider who can't escape bullies' attention for long. But, if he truly cared what bullies thought, he wouldn't drive a vintage hearse to school every day.
12 year old Degrassi die-hard #1: "Ohmigosh!! Eli Goldsworthy is sooooo hawt!! Don't you think?!"
12 year old Degrassi die-hard #2: "Totally, I wanna butcher Clare that ho-bag!!!"
12 year old Degrassi die-hard #2: "Totally, I wanna butcher Clare that ho-bag!!!"
by yyyyyyyouknow July 30, 2010
by Not Eli’s little brother April 16, 2019