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Dylan

he never shuts the fuck up, probaby wears a diaper, never geting a girlfrend
guy: "HI DYLAN"
Dylan: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by dylanhater000 October 22, 2020
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💙I remember the first time I ever laid eyes on you. You were standing there, oblivious to my existence, chatting with a friend. There was just something about you that called out to me. Maybe it was the way you talked with your hands or how you laughed. I can’t really place my finger on exactly what it was. I was a very shy person and almost didn’t talk to you. But today I am so thankful I got the courage to. It will always be my favorite day. Baby, always remember to take it easy. Don’t stress yourself out too much and don’t lose yourself by doing more than you’re capable of doing. Slow and steady will always win the race. Take your time and do the best you can. Just remember I love and miss you very much. I hope you have a great day baby!😘❤️

-Caroline 🤪
I love you Dylan!
by HisBrat January 8, 2021
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The most caring, smart person I know! He is extremely handsome, handy, gunsmart, and loving! He will spend every penny on you! You will always feel loved around him. He will spend every minute of every day on FaceTime with. He is clueless at times and will be forever mine.
You: i have cramps!!!!
Dylan: FaceTime me and I get you some dark chocolate.
by Lo🦋er January 14, 2021
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Dylan is super hot and is so awesome and has a massive pp and looks great and all the chicks love him.
Girl 1: Look at that Dylan over there
Girl 2: Faints
by Epicgamer2169420 February 1, 2021
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Dylan's mating behavior varies greatly depending on the social structure of the troop. In the mixed groups of savanna Dylan's, each male can mate with any female. The mating order among the male Dylan's depends partially on their social ranking, and fights between males are not unusual. There are, however, more subtle possibilities; in mixed groups, males sometimes try to win the friendship of females. To garner this friendship, they may help groom the female Dylan, help care for her young, or supply her with food. The probability is high that those young are their offspring. Some female Dylan's clearly prefer such friendly males as mates. However, males will also take infants during fights to protect themselves from harm. A female Dylan initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.
by Maplesyrup~ February 7, 2021
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You are probably looking for the definition of Dylan but for a girl, here it is. Girl Dylan’s are beautiful inside and out and when they enter the room they can make it either really bad or really good. If they like you they will treat you well but if they don’t they won’t hesitate to be honest and treat you like a bitch. She gets really annoyed by two-faced people but she is hilarious and always makes people laugh naturally. She stands up for what she wants and doesn’t let others tell her what to do. She’s skinny but strong and plays hard to get.
Omg is that Dylan? We should introduce you to her she is so funny!
by Yourfavhonestperson February 7, 2021
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Person #1: Dylan is Amazing
Person #2:Dylan is Amazing
by Totally not a Dylan April 6, 2021
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