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exploding dinosaur

Those capsule dinorsaurs that grow huge when you put them in water. Also made out of a rubber substance that when put in water they become slimy and grow. Also when a girl leaves a tampon in your bathroom toilet and it swells huge taking every drop of moisture in its path hostage. Also a situation between friends or a group of people that has the potential to have enough drama to take over the entire night.
When you were younger did you ever get those "exploding dinosaurs" that you put then in water and they got huge?

Sue left me an "exploding dinosaur" in my bathroom when she left last night.

The way these two are arguing it could turn into a "exploding dinosaur" if we don't take care of it.
by Danny Chaos June 14, 2006
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Awkward Retarded Dinosaur

A hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosaurus. Used in an awkward situation to release the tension. Very similar to the Awkward Turtle. This was created by fringe characters Jade and Lukalicious during the TV show 'Psych'

When telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward retarded dinosaur in conjunction with a "wooof"

The 'woooof' can be replaced with any farmyard animal sound that indicates the awkward dinosaur is too retarded to know what sound it should make

variations include "awkward retarded crocodile" (accompanied by a crocodile hand gesture that has jaws that do not allign when closed)
question: "Hey guys knock knock?"
response: "I fucking hate those jokes"

*crickets chirping*

passer by: "awkward retarded dinosaur...wooooof" with awkward dinosaur gesture creates laughter.
by benjamin e August 8, 2010
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Yellow Dinosaur

a euphemism for oral sex, from the name of the yellow dinosaur from Barney (BJ)
Dude 1: I heard you got lucky lucky last night

Dude 2: Oh yeah, i got the best Yellow Dinosaur i've ever had!
by aynawnymous February 9, 2010
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oatmeal dinosaur eggs

a term to describe one man's balls.
boy: "check out my balls. they're so oatmeal dinosaur eggs."
by JENYsmdCRAIG January 22, 2010
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Dinosaur

Old men that check young girls out or hit on them.
Old man: Hey, would you like me to buy you a drink?

Young girl: Ew! Go away you dinosaur!
by pmgn January 15, 2010
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dinosaur snowflake

Typically within an IT or systems engineering context. Noun. A one-off customization for a legacy system what is doomed to die.
"Replacing that router seems like a much better plan than propping up a unique little dinosaur snowflake with three days worth of code writing."
by a-mused November 11, 2009
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Dinosaur Message

When you're computer of laptop finally get so old that the "Your Virtual Memory Is Too Low" message appears in the bottom right corner of the screen.
Man 1: Hey, have you seen Jack at all today?
Man 2: Nah, he got the dinosaur message for the 5th time today so he's gonna trade up.
by Mexican Rice May 14, 2010
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