douche bag

A way to make fun of someone

Thayer is a douche bag

by Matt April 27, 2003

douche bag

A word only people with moustaches should use.

What a douche bag! (*=*)

by Beavis/Sabres/Matt December 17, 2007

Douche Bag

Someone who is annoying as shit, eats your shit, leaves his shit laying around, talks shit, and still thinks he is the shit... and tells you so every day.

Steve Trippe is the definition of a douche bag.

by Nivla January 8, 2009

Douche Bag

that is when somone has to clean an old lady's pussy with their mouth

you are a fucking douche bag.

by g-daddy November 27, 2003

douche bag

Any idiot who chooses to hide behind someone else's name while expressing a personal opinion of which that same idiot is too cowardly to take ownership...

someone who is making scurrilous remarks and ascribing them to ME.
See douche bag variants...

by Dan Hunnel May 30, 2005

douche bag

Someone who think they own the universe just because they don't know what the real world looks like through a medium other than the computer monitor.

That Mike is such a douche bag, he hasn't gotten off his computer in 3 months.

by Jadler April 14, 2006

Douche Bag

What terror is.

Terror is a douche bag because he irritates my face.

by Muad July 22, 2003