dong bender

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. Alludes to possible bending of the penis when having difficulting penetrating the anus during sodomy intercourse.

"Yeah, I saw that gay bar the other night. Those guys are all a bunch of dong benders."

by Shem May 15, 2003

chest dong

A dildo that straps to your chest.

"You can even strap your chest dong to a chair, table, or your thigh!"

by [a][n][o][N][y][m][o][u][s] January 19, 2009

blue dong

It is a metaphorical milestone in the measure of ones intelligence. It derives from the movie watchmen in that some people did not understand the movie and all they talked about was Dr.Manhattan's blue dong.

don't even try to explain his brain can't understand anything beyond the blue dong of things.

by pap232323 March 19, 2009

Ding Dong

The penal area of a man's genitalia

Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong....

-Gunther and The Sunshine Girls

by David Greiner May 6, 2005

Dong Juan

Seducer of young, vulnerable women.

That guy is such a dong juan. It makes me sick.

by tsfk April 12, 2008

man dong

Ma-N D-Ong
1. N.- A male genitalia or male reproductive organ

2. Pro N.-A city in China

That Chick Sucks so much Man Dong she's practically a vaccum.

The girls went to venture the Mandong's pearly white gates.

by Doombaby November 10, 2008

Donging Hour

Approximately 3 am when two people who met at the bar should be hooking up and not engaging in idle chatter, otherwise its time to go to bed. Especially applicable on a trip, where multiple dudes are sharing a hotel room and your buddy needs to get down or the barfly needs to go home.

The donging hour has arrived, Jeff needs to close the deal or that bar skank needs to go home.

by Tomasina May 13, 2008