When you masturbate to the sight of your teacher during class with a teacher staring at you through a window
by whihdishdish June 24, 2017
Get the doing a barviemug. Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh
by Jayleigh February 2, 2008
Get the As If You Domug. A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.
Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.
#Vombie
Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.
#Vombie
Example 1
Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!
Example 2
Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!
Example 2
Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017
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