Ding Dong Di

Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.
Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial
by fryck April 06, 2022
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Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".
Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking
by Dong Master Erebys January 07, 2020
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Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.
My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”
by FireSteve June 11, 2023
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When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.
I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.
by Your gbf May 07, 2020
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Ding dong schlong

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
by Fadgy December 09, 2020
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