Diddle Doinking

to waste ones time without explanation, accomplishing nothing

Jamie and Kevin went to Stan's diddle doinking for the evening.

by Kimaren January 31, 2010

Diddling

The act of public mastrubation whilst wearing a paper bag with a frowny face adorned over it.

"Oh god, did you see that sicko diddling himself in the street?!"

by Epic Man Dougal September 25, 2018

diddles

diddle means to shake around your penis around with other men
usually done in circles with several men some of which are tall with short dicks
that would be known as a diddles

Jim:you wanna have diddles
Billy:Hell yeah man! I just came out of my domestic partnership with Joe
Joe:if your having diddles you better include me

by the man with a golden dick 2.0 July 23, 2009

diddle

1. Australasian slang for the phallus, often used by small children before they learn more inappropriate pseudonyms for "penis".

2. A word commonly used instead sex.

3. A word used to describe a lack of activity.

4. A word used to describe someone being defeated in any manner.

1. "Wow, that Jared boy has a tremendous diddle!"

2. "Fuck me, i'd love to diddle Susan tonight."

3. The boys diddled about instead of going to class.

4. "Dude, i hear you got diddled in Tae-kwon-do on Saturday!"

by the godsmith May 23, 2008

Diddly darn dope

When something is really good, or just amazing but regular words can't describe it.

The words can be interchangeable.

• darn diddly dope
•diddly darn dope
• dope darn diddly
Etc.

"Yo, she's looking darn diddly dope!"
"This new salamander lunch box is diddly darn dope!"
"Gosh giggity! You're really the dope darn diddly!"

by Gentleman snake June 3, 2015

diddly-squat

a cuter way of saying f* sweet all nothing

when you father was an engineering student, and you are in a private high school and playing guitar in the music band, if you are not a talented a carrot in god's potato field, you have done diddly-squat with your private education.

by Sexydimma December 11, 2014

Diddlies

Manchester christened name for Extasy Tablets.

Eg 1.

Punter: Safe, You got any 'diddlies'?
Dealer: Yea yea, Blue Stars, Green Shreks or Some White Paul and Sharks. £2 a Pop.
Punter: Bang 5 Sharkies my way.

Eg 2.

Friend 1: You need any 'diddlies' for tonight?
Friend 2: Yea pick me up 3 when you get yours.
Friend 3: Safe!

by Brad Howarth a.k.a Bradford September 9, 2008