Useless Degree

Any degree in the liberal arts, hard sciences, or with funny-looking titles. It's not that you can not necessarily find a job with these degrees, but it usually implies having to go to graduate school, supplementing vocationally relevant coursework, or networking like hell. It puts you in a challenging predicament. Also, these majors are the most common 'barista' majors.

John: AHHHH Shit. I should have majored in computer engineering. I can't find a job with my biology degree. What do I do? I'm sorry dad. I shouldn't have gotten this useless degree.

Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.

by prathabeast April 23, 2022

to a degree

to a considerable extent.

"the pressure you were put under must have been frustrating to a degree"

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024

third-degree entropy

Third-degree entropy is three-dimensional entropy.
It is between two-dimensional (coarse-grained) entropy and four-dimensional (fine-grained) entropy.

Three-dimensional entropy is the force-constant that connects forcical (gravitational) entropy and constant (quantum) entropy.

Three-dimensional entropy is distinct from quantum gravity which is nothing more than a color raster.

Quantum physics and relativity lack congruence because 2D entropy can't be transformed simply into 4D entropy.

Three-dimensional entropy is the force-constant that transforms relativity into quantum physics. It is also be called quantum entropy.

Third-degree entropy is the surface area of any orthogonated triangle of graphemmetry (difference in surface-areas between 2 json-objects).

by zanderfin August 24, 2020

29 degrees

When someone roasts another person

"He just went 29 Degrees on your ass" usually followed by "ahhhhhh got him" or some other saying.

by TheGreatIPA December 16, 2015

third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

Farts Degree Burn

Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.

This five alarm chili is definitely going to give you a Farts Degree Burn later today.

by Burned_Up_Right_Now March 16, 2012

Terry "Degree" Crews: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Terry "Degree" Crews: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025