When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.
by Kriker August 24, 2016
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Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell
Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy
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Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell
Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy
by xIm_goat_kidx June 1, 2018
Get the Crunchy mug.When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.
by NERV2005 September 17, 2018
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by urbandroo June 1, 2017
Get the crunchy cheetos mug.Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
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"You been wearing them same Timbs since 94' they crunchy as hell!"
"You been wearing them same Timbs since 94' they crunchy as hell!"
by lcfrgang May 16, 2022
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