Credit Card Conflict

You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.

Agent: What's your credit card number, please?

You: 1234- (pause)

Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.

You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.

by ibiwisi April 10, 2010

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+10 social credit

what you get for farming rice for 10 hours in china

dude i just got my annual +10 social credit!!!!!!!!1!11!!11!!11!1!!1111!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so happy rn!

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

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Your mom's credit card

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks

Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*

by Tiny Chungus January 31, 2019

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man credit card

When, one male slides his "unit" through another man's ass crack.

i saw that silly guy and i gave him a man credit card

by Phithony September 22, 2006

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West Virginia credit card

In short, a hose or a simular tubular device that can be inserted into a gas tank in order to suck the gas out and into a different container.

Cletus: How'd you get here, wasn't your truck out of gas and your credit card maxed out?
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm

by TheOneandOnlyGoose July 08, 2014

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