Cream Pot Pie 

A term used to describe shooting your nut into a hairy belly button.

Yo dawg, I already knew you liked my cream pot pie, last time you asked for seconds.

Cream Pot Pie by Redmeat May 6, 2023

Cream Cheese Pie 

Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.

"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"

Cream Cheese Pie by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023

Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

Whipped cream on pie by auroralotus December 3, 2022

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie 

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.

Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie by Claude2869 June 15, 2015

Shmapple Pie With Cream

A term of endearment for a boyfriend or girlfriend who is very sweet and delicious ;)

Stephen is my shmapple pie with cream and a cherry on top

Shmapple Pie With Cream by broccoli_pie_with_shmapplez November 8, 2009

cream stroking 2 pie 

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole

Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks

cream stroking 2 pie by True viking king February 15, 2023

Pie and Ice Cream

Booze and weed is also known as pie and ice cream. Just like you can't have pie without ice cream, you gotta have booze with weed.

Omg omg! We have to have pie and ice cream tonight then play drunken UNO!!!

Pie and Ice Cream by The drunk person March 21, 2008