Anger crank

The act of furiously masturbating due too something that made you mad.
Man, this is pissing me off, I’m about to go anger crank.
by Masjfo January 30, 2023
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The Capuchin Crank

A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.
Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!
by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 10, 2020
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crank sucker

guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.
by jimmybomm June 13, 2020
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crank cankers

Herpes: Sores shared on your crank. FUN FOR EVERYONE!
Bitch gave me crank cankers!
by NoCrankCankersHere April 29, 2014
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raging crank

A hard, raging, erect penis that is ready to slice some tender pussy.
She could see my raging crank through my suit pants & I knew she was ready for it.
by Korgkronosx July 26, 2015
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cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.
my dad busted me cranking back.
by nobody else here May 29, 2017
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crank stepping

When a person who is under the influence of meth is walking down the street really fast. And there eyes are turned down towards the street instead of where they are going.
They are usually looking for a package that somebody might have dropped. Like a quarter gram or other size.
There usually sweaty and having hard time controlling there body movements.
Here comes Tweaky Bob, crank stepping towards us.
by rmblnrd13 May 11, 2010
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