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crank sucker

guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.
by jimmybomm June 12, 2020
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The Capuchin Crank

A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.
Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!
by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020
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cranking duel

The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.

Also known as crank-off.
Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.
by jmLTspanish August 6, 2012
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Crank start

a hand job with an added circular motion which is performed in plane of movement other than the standard tugging motion.
I was so tired this morning I had my girl give me a crank start.
by ThanksmasMiracle March 12, 2011
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hydrolyzed crank

Speed Cola contains hydrolyzed crank
by RoseRed669 January 18, 2023
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Anger crank

The act of furiously masturbating due too something that made you mad.
Man, this is pissing me off, I’m about to go anger crank.
by Masjfo January 30, 2023
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Yank the crank

I got bored at my date last night so I told her "I am going to go home and yank the crank if you know what I mean"
by anonymous November 6, 2020
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