Creamy Couch Cooch (A.K.A. Triple C) is a term used when you fill a ziplock bag with Vaseline, place it in between two couch cushions and then insert your flaccid cock into the crease. Proceed to rape your Couch Cooch until you cum into the ziplock bag. Once this has been completed, you them use your Creamy Couch Cooch Juice as chap stick.
"Yo what are you about to do after work."
"Im going to make dinner, then most likely indulge in some Creamy Couch Cooch because my lips are getting chapped."
"Im going to make dinner, then most likely indulge in some Creamy Couch Cooch because my lips are getting chapped."
by CoolWhipJapMonster December 18, 2018
The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.
by cayorne June 15, 2018
When a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls vagina when shes about to orgasm, the movement of the vaginal muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.
Fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend
Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!
Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!
by Mr. P3anut March 22, 2010
a really, really, slutty girl, or a fag or a vagina infested with thousands of STD's,. it is an extremly insulting word...worse the the N word (nigger)
most commonly used as an insult to Alex O' Brien
most commonly used as an insult to Alex O' Brien
by dont make me get my nine cunt May 08, 2005
A mirror to the everpresent term "pissing contest" between men engaged in a verbal or personal (or oft physical) arguement, just make it female. And lesbian.
Sara (a lesbian) had a heated Dyke Cooch Cookoff outside the bar with her ex partner after she found out that Midge, and her new found love, left her with the tab for the food and the taxi after the bad news.
by fanbladesaresharp July 11, 2006
To receive cunnilingus.
Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.
by iam2eeyore March 05, 2010
"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"
by LaceDogg December 12, 2007