Connered

To have your story be outdone or one upped by a

co-worker.

I told him that I drove to work doing 60 MPH. He said "I drove in doing 90 MPH and I was texting all the way !!!! "
That's when I realized I had been connered !

by Anita Rimmer April 14, 2011

Connectisnobs

People who live in Connecticut and think they are better than everybody else in this world. Rich people in Connecticut who treat others like dirt.

Connectisnobs Connecticut snobs rich people

by not snobby October 29, 2011

Confetti cunt

The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.

All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.

Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"

Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"

Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"

Confetti cunt, Confetti, cunt, wedding, bride

by ribbertjie January 1, 2013

connectitude

A meaningless, "vague, confident-sounding buzzword" that used in HIMYM episode "The Possimpible."

Robin: How will sounding like an idiot get me hired anywhere?

Barney: Okay, fine. Don't do it. Anyway, there are plenty of exciting stories to cover back in Canada. I just read that the mayor of Winnipeg's nephew went ice fishing and caught himself a 16-pound walleye. Reporting live from the worst place in the world, I'm Robin Scherbatsky.
Robin: Fine. Roll camera. Connectitude.
Barney: Love it.

by thepatronus July 27, 2014

Conner tighe

Conner Tighe is the most amazing boss ass bitch there is. He somehow puts up with all your shit no matter how psychotic you are, he stays up late listening to you rant no matter how tired he is, and he's just an overall amazing person. It's pretty hard not to love him.

Megan: "is that Juan?"
Helen: "no that's conner Tighe, you can tell by how gangsta he is "

by Biiiishwaa May 23, 2016

connectamail

An email connecting two or more people to each other.

I am going to send a connectamail introducing the two of you because I think you might find value in each other .

by Jamie Gabriel November 2, 2017

connect fork

the newest game were you shove a fork into a damn electrical socket, ages 3+

YO FAM DID U HEAR ABOUT CONNECT FORK?!?!?

by TheBurningBox May 31, 2018