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redneck coffee

Before I work on this VW I need my redneck coffee!
by ReyVW February 18, 2013
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coffee cum

The sticky residue left from coffee which has ejaculated out of the small sipping hole of the coffee cup's lid. It lands upon the car's cup holders or within the cup holder's crevices
Coffee cum can be seen when you look within the cup holders of your car you notice brown sticky stains from where a travel coffee cup was placed
by kvixen October 3, 2011
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coffee sex

Waking up in the morning and having wild crazy sex in order to wake yourself up
Emmy had wild coffee sex this morning and she had lots of energy.
by Smokey Mcpotttt July 11, 2009
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Biker Coffee

Coffee spiced with either an amphetamine or methamphetamine for party purposes or simply to stay up. Coffee is preferred because it's acrid taste masks additives well. The name originated from bikers who were on long drug runs who needed to stay up through the night.
It's 1:30 a.m. and you and your drunk friends decide to go to Las Vegas. So you say,"Hey, lets make some biker coffee's and jam!"
by Big Lovin 666 September 16, 2009
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coffee shop

Usually a shop where you can buy coffee, but in Amsterdam a coffee shop is not a cafe, its a shop which sells drugs, e.g. weed, hemp, hash etc.
In most streets in Amsterdam you will find a coffe shop, e.g. the Smokey Coffee Shop in Rembrantplein
by lualua August 27, 2005
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Nigger Coffee

6 oz. Coke
1 oz. Amaretto
1 oz. Kaluha

Tastes like coffee but with a dark nigger flare. Hence the name.
Drink that nigger coffee bitch it's going to fuck you up.
by Rob C October 5, 2006
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coffee beaning

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008
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