Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner

A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.

Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

Carpet Cleaner

Female version of a blumpkin!

She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!

by tunzo February 4, 2010

douche bag cleaner

the douchers servent, he cleans the douche bag with his toungue

i cleaned her douche bag after she used it

by tetete February 23, 2004

Steam cleaner

When you put your bare ass into someone's shower and drop a stink fart, then hold the shower curtain or door tightly shut, trapping him/her with the odor.

Last night, my husband trapped me in a dutch oven, so this morning I paid him back by giving him a steam cleaner in the shower!

by JankyWife05 November 26, 2016

Carpet Cleaner

A male who eats out a female following another man ejaculating into a female.

Person 1: That dude's so beta, he ate out his girl after someone else did all the work!
Person 2: Hey man, no shame in being a carpet cleaner.

by Redd73 June 15, 2019

Tab Cleared

Drunk. From the unpopular (but actually non-alcoholic) soft drink of the early 90s, Tab Clear.

I'd better not have another, I'm Tab Cleared as it is.

by Terry Towel July 10, 2003

vagina cleaners

when a girl uses floss as underwear. usually mint flavor

my girlfriend loves to use vagina cleaners, it gets all the crabs out.

by anufsaidinnh December 9, 2010